Shedding Light in the Darkness

Presidential Race Begins as Ted Cruz Wins Iowa


Ted Cruz as US President is about as mind-numbing as Trump being elected. Cruz is a full on wacko who spouts crazy stuff, like, “It’s not our job to be social workers in Iraq and put them all on expanded Medicaid. It is our job to kill terrorists who have declared war on America.” And, “if standing for liberty and standing for the Constitution makes you a wacko bird then I am a very, very proud wacko bird.”

Other Cruz gems – “Net Neutrality is Obamacare for the Internet; the Internet should not operate at the speed of government.”

On climate change – “In the last 17 years, satellite data shows there’s been no warming whatsoever.  The problem with climate change is there’s never been a day in the history of the world in which the climate is not changing.”

Attacking Obama – “The Obama economy is a disaster, Obamacare is a train wreck, and the Obama-Clinton foreign policy of leading from behind — the whole world is on fire.”

On the death penalty – “I believe the death penalty is a recognition of the preciousness of human life.”

The Environmental Protection Administration – “The Obama administration’s EPA has been unbelievably abusive and it is killing jobs across this country. The Obama EPA is populated by zealots who aren’t trying to protect the air and water, they’re trying to shut down development.”

The moon!!! – “The moon might be as intimidating as Obamacare.”

Martians – “I’ve joked, I’ll compromise with Martians — if they’re willing to shrink the size and power of the federal government.”

Complimenting deceased, racist, anti-civil rights campaigner Senator Jesse Helms – “We need 100 more like Jesse Helms in the U.S. Senate.”

On GMOs – “We shouldn’t let anti-science zealotry shut down the ability to produce low-cost, quality food for billions across the globe.”

On Jesus – “If we awaken and energize the body of Christ– if Christians and people of faith come out and vote our values– we will win and we will turn the country around.”

And some words from his crazy dad Rafael Cruz -“Obamacare is destroying millions of jobs,” he said. “Barack Obama has practically destroyed this country in the past seven years, but because of that, more and more and more people are waking up.” Cruz Sr has also warned that the public school system was a part of a communist plan to “brainwash” kids to hate America.


2 responses to “Presidential Race Begins as Ted Cruz Wins Iowa

  1. Jamie Fonseca February 2, 2016 at 6:00 pm

    Sick f@&$?!

    Sent from my iPhone



  2. clauderobichaux February 3, 2016 at 4:04 am

    Upchuck in the mouth no matter who they chose of the ill lot, the only hit taken is in the entertainment value. Here’s to hoping Trump reneges on his promise to not go 3rd party, placing the TNT squarely beneath the odious ass of what’s left of the GOP.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: